youre lurking in front of me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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