You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she smelled like a LAN party
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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