Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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