Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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