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After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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