I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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