They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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