i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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