They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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