So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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