i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
dude. I can hear the air.
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