That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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