For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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