ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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