Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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