What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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