did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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