His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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