Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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