And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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