I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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