His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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