we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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