after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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