Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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