Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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