with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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