too bad you live with your parents still
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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