People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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