kristin has been a bad kristin
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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