Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
two words...techno handjob
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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