the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
bring money and cleavage
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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