Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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