Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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