I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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