erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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