i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Damn victory sex feels great
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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