this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There's always time for handjobs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I have post one night stand depression
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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