I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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