is your mom at the bar?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We got so high we made milksteak
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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