We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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