I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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