I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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