Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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