It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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