With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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