Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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