I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
