wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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