She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How does it feel to date your dad?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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