Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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