I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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