Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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