idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
In America we eat man semen.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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