I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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