On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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