R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
