apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Two words: nipple clamps
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