the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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